![]() ![]() What about the old, “We’re just growing apart” line? Why else do people grow apart than out of never doing anything as a couple and spending all free time with mini-humans who speak only of candy, shit, and what’s in it for them? Perhaps, just perhaps, the divorce rate would fall to near non-existence if couples realized the unending paradise of child-free living. You may say money, but that doesn’t really become a factor until the little snots start sucking the bank account dry with their never ending needs and demands. ![]() ![]() Further, why do women sigh with unfulfilled longing, or resort to murder, or adultery, or suffer crippling mental breakdowns? Fucking kids. Why do men seek any excuse possible to leave the house, a desire that usually leads them into the arms of another woman? Yes yes, the young ones. Why do men look bored, restless, angst-ridden, depressed, sad, and suicidal? Again, children. Why do men spend dozens of hours per week on porn websites, sending away for used panties in order to sniff them while the wife is away? Kids. It might take most people a lifetime to figure out, but after reading Tom Perrotta’s latest novel, I have the answer - the number one, and perhaps only reason why marriages fail - the creation and presence of children. ![]()
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